Jaguar + Jaguar engine = Jaguar in pieces. (Taken with Instagram at Jaguar Land Rover Service Department)
What lucky car will be getting this beautiful tag? #satanscar #666 #allhail (Taken with Instagram at Jaguar Land Rover Service Department)
Awh the sight of a Freelander engine in the morning. (Taken with Instagram at Jaguar Land Rover Service Department)
Brains! Brainssss! #zombietalk #666 (Taken with Instagram at Jaguar Land Rover Service Department)
Wow Nick! These pictures are amazing! Hope you’re having fun.walking around today
I’ll tell you I’ll never leave you
If you believe me then it’s your fault
So hear me clear before you hold me near
before you hold me dear to your heart
these wandering eyes roll on the road
not even I know where I’ll go
I’ll tell you I’ll always be true if I deceive you don’t be alarmed
This wandering heart does what it wants
Not even I know who I’ll love….
—The Growlers
I was told today that the blonde in my hair makes me look like a zombie. Best compliment ever!!!!! 😘 (Taken with instagram)
Okay. Getting a bit crazy but still acceptable. (Taken with instagram)
Just another day on the job. (Taken with instagram)
Rules for working in a office:
1- If you use all the paper in the printer, put more paper in the printer.
2- If you use all the paper in the printer, put more paper in the printer.
3- If you use all the paper in the printer, put more paper in the printer.
4- A receptionist is not a secretary. Two different jobs. So don’t think I will play fetch with you.
5- My calendar is my calendar. Don’t grab it from my desk every time you need to know what day it is. Use your computer, dumbass.
6- It is okay to stretch at your desk even though customers look at you like you’re a complete fucking idiot for having your arms up.
7- If your desk is right across from a TV DO NOT put on any cooking shows. They make you want to kill a small child and dine on it’s flesh. (aka it makes you hungry)
8- Don’t take people’s opinions to heart. It will only make you have a shitty day when people act shitty.
9- It is perfectly okay to hate a coworker, or all of them.
10- Don’t get mad at the receptionist when she misses a phone call or two because she had to pee. That is just not cool.
Mustangs automatically make everything cool.
I’m a horrible person. Rotten to core. I’m sure that is what you think. But actually I have a huge heart that is easily broken (no it is not made of ice). You’re so ready to point a finger at me and blame me for your unhappiness. You should learn not to get upset over the small things.
Dmetri! (Taken with Instagram at CK Cafe)
My little lion. Poor thing feels like she is naked haha (Taken with instagram)
People shouldn’t take shit so fucking personally. Don’t trip out about. Every fucking little thing. That isn’t the way to live. Just take it as it comes and try your best to use it to your advantage. Complaining about it to anyone who will listen, or forcing people to listen, is not going to solve a thing. Calm the fuck down.
